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[music]

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Happy Halloween, Dyl...

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What's up, Booder?
Who are you dressed as?

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Oh, I'm Macbeth.

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You know, Shakespeare.

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It was a tragedy.

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Man, those tights are a tragedy.

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[gasps]

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I'll have you know, real men
have worn tights for centuries!

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Preaching to the choir, Booder.

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Been there, done that.

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I did not like those wedgies.
Hmph!

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Why doth thou not have on ye
Halloween costume?

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Oh, I'm rocking this new
Fit and Dash gear

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because they're thinking about
making your boy

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their new spokesperson.

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Fit and Dash, that local fashion
line?

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Yeah, the last spokesperson got
canceled.

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So they're looking for a new

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wholesome face to rep their
brand.

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-That's cool!
-Yeah! I know!

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If I get picked, they'll outfit
me for a music video

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or a party I get invited to.

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So, what do you have to do to
get picked?

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Absolutely nothing, bro.

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The head of the fashion line,
Theodore Collins, just wants to

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stop by the house and make sure
I come from a good family.

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Well, that should work out.
Mr. And Mrs. Wilson

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are a class act.

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Your family is not at all
embarrassing.

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Exactly! This is not gonna
be a problem for me at all!

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[door jamming]
[grunting]

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Guh...

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[creepy piano music]

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Oh...hello there, scallywag.

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Behave yourself, scoundrel,

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or prepare to swab the poop
deck!

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This is going to be a problem
for me.

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* From the Chi, down to ATL,
family livin' well *

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* Uncle Myles ain't
understand my style *

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* Had to show and tell *

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* Auntie Yaz
said I'm good at math *

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* I should never fail *

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* And Cousin Becca,
she a steppa *

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* Charlie rollin' with the kid *

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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
You gonna love Young Dylan *

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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
Who gonna love Young Dylan? *

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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
Who gonna love Young Dylan? *

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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
You gonna love Young Dylan *

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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
Who gonna love Young Dylan? *

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* Yeah, ah, (WHO?)
You gonna love Young Dylan *

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[maniacal laugh]

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[eerie music]

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Can someone please tell me
what's going on?

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[Yaz chuckles]
You're going to flip!

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-The Home Association...
-Someone who has their teeth!

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Ah, yeah, that would be me.

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Oh, so, uhm...well, the, uh,
the Home Association has chosen

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our [hiccup] our house to be
the host house for this year's

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[burp]
Halloween Block Fest...

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-Scare Fest.
-[deep laugh]

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We're so excited!

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This is the first time they
chose us.

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Why do you look like that?

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Why do you look like that?

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I mean, uhm...

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you guys look...wonderful.
It's just, uh...

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-I was expecting...
-Expecting, expecting, yes, yes,

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speaking of expecting, I think

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the Home Association's expecting
more...cobwebs.

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Ooh...mmm, mmm, mmm...

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Please, dear, come, come.

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-Uh, uh, wait.
-We need more cobwebs, yes.

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And maybe, don't do that

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and take some of this stuff
down!

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Guys?

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[whimpering] I, I have important
people coming.

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[screams]

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[heavy exhale]

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Yo, Charlie, I got a big
problem.

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Oh, no, Chuck, are you okay?

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It's bad, Dylan.
Real bad.

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Chuck, no!

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[laughing]
Gotcha!

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Are you serious right now?!

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Wait...

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is that my Fit and Dash gear you
got on

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and have blood all over it?!

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I found it in the garage.

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I hid it there so you wouldn't
find it and wear it!

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Well, your plan backfired.
[raspberry]

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I can't believe you, Chuck!
I was gonna rock that when

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the head of the fashion line
came by.

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Hey, easy!
Where you goin'?

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I'm going to the one place that
calms me down when I'm upset.

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Captain Pete's Pizza
and Indoor Playground?

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No, that's your place.
I'm going to my studio.

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Oh, that makes much more sense.

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[eerie music]
[gasps]

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What the...

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Okay.

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[ Itsy Bitsy Spider slow
and eerie on piano]

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I must be
trippin'.

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Just calm down, Dylan.

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Calm down.

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It's just a figment of your
imagination.

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It's just a figment of my
imagination!

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[ Itsy Bitsy Spider continues]

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[heavy breathing]

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[ Itsy Bitsy Spider modulating
and contorting]

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[exhales]

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At least this place seems
normal.

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[Rebecca sing talking] Come
hither so I can eat your liver!

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[screams]

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[monster groans]
[laughing]

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Rebecca, you scared me.

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I'm gonna be a singing zombie
for the Halloween Scare Fest.

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Why are you on my mixer?

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I have to record myself.
I can't sound all flat

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like last year's singing tire.

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And, yes, I hear the irony.

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But I wanted to record some
music.

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It helps me think.

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Sorry, Cuzzo, the early zombie
worm gets the mixer.

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But that's my mixer.

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As your business partner,

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I'm entitled to half of
everything that's yours.

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[loud crunch]

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And those are my chips!

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Calm down, I saved you half.

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Everyone is getting on

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my very

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last

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nerves!

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I'm out!

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Uh, I hope that means I can have
the rest of the chips

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because I actually didn't save
you half!

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[music]

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Ah, thank you.
Grandma.

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Something's going on with the
whole family.

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It's just me and you.
The family's trippin'

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and I don't know what to do.

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Me and you are the only ones
normal.

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[several screams]

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Come on here, child.
Come on and help me

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water my friends.

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-Come on, now.
-[screams]

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I'm officially over Halloween!
I can't do this...I'm sorry!

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[screams]

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[screams]

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[breathing heavy]

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Like what Grandma V always
says...

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you'll never get a second chance
to make a good first impression.

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[exhales]

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I need to figure out some way to
get out of all this mess.

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I got it!

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I'll postpone it!

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Text Theodore Collins.

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Hey, Mr. Collins,
it's Young Dylan.

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Is it possible for you to
come by the house another day?

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Like, ANY other day?

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And, send.

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That should do it, right?

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What am I doing,
talking to a mummy?

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[ping on phone]

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Oh, yes.

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[reading] "Sorry, Dylan,
it has to be tomorrow!

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"I'm leaving for Europe
right after and won't be back

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before we need to pick our
new spokesperson."

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[Announcer from TV] And now,

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back to out horror movie
marathon.

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I'm already in a horror movie,
bro!

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I just need a nap.
[exhales]

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[scary creature voice]

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[screams]

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[creepy music]

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Oh, no-oh.

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Dylan, you look...well, like
you've seen a ghost.

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Lucky.

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Auntie, what's with the
scary...I mean, creepy...

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I mean, spooky dress, Auntie?

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You like it?
I know I love it.

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This house is even creepier than
before.

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Ah, thank you for saying that.

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-Dylan!
-[screams]

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Good mornin'! [chuckles]
How did you sleep?

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Uncle Myles...

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I see you got some new gear too.

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-Ah, yes.
-Wish I was still sleeping.

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Now, you guys need to change
and get this house together.

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I have a very important person
coming over

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to make me the spokesperson
for his fashion line.

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-Mmm.
-Mmm.

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[organ music playing]

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[growling]

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Who and what is that?

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That's Burch.

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[growls]

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[maniacal laugh]

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Relax, Dylan.

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I'm sure they're going to love
you, but first you must...

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do something about this outfit,
it's very...mortal.

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And your skin is alarmingly
vibrant and alive.

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It's not me I'm worried about
them liking.

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It's this weird family!

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[maniacal laugh]

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Weird?
Oh, I love it.

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You always say the nicest
things, nephew.

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You have no worries, Dylan,
we're gonna knock 'em dead.

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-Literally.
-[maniacal laughter]

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Come eat, dear...I made
some scrambled buzzard eggs

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and rat tail hash.

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Oh, my favorites.

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I have married the most dreadful
wife ever.

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-[sighing]
-[kissing sounds]

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That's so kind, dear.

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-[scream in the distance]
-[screams]

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What was that?!

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You don't recognize the
doorbell?

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That's the doorbell?

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Hmm, must be your guest.

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Wolf?!

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Yes, Madame?

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The door, Wolf.

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My pleasure.

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[music]

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Hello?

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I'm Theodore Collins.

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I'm here to talk to Young Dylan
and his family, the Wilsons.

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[clears throat]

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Yo, Theodore!

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Wrong house...

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Sorry...

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Thanks for coming by, though.

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Dylan is quite the jokester.
We're the Wilsons.

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Won't you come in?

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Welcome to Wilson manor.

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[snap, snap]

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Hi.

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[sniffs]

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It smells like...death.

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That's out new air freshener.

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Glad you like it.

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So, uh...you're Dylan's family.

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Ha-ha, yes...in the flesh.

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For now.

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[maniacal laugh]
[sniffs]

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Mmm...feisty.

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Señor Collins, please,
well, don't be shy...

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have a seat...yes...yes.

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Thank...no.

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Our house is your house.
Mi casa es su casa .

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[groan in the distance]

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It's just a saying.

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The house can be a little
sensitive.

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If I'm not needed, I'll return
to the cemetery.

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Run along, Wolf.

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And no digging up bones!

259
00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:44,685
-You have a cemetery?
-Doesn't everyone?

260
00:12:46,321 --> 00:12:47,588
Uh, [coughs]

261
00:12:47,688 --> 00:12:52,760
What an interesting home your
family has here.

262
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:53,928
Why, thank you.

263
00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:57,598
Well, as I'm sure Dylan has
told you,

264
00:12:57,698 --> 00:13:00,134
we are considering him for our
spokesperson

265
00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:01,802
and wanted to meet his family in
person

266
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:03,338
-before we made our decision.
-Mmm.

267
00:13:03,438 --> 00:13:05,205
-An excellent idea.
-Yes.

268
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:09,176
While you consider, can I offer
you something to drink?

269
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,946
Perhaps a blood orange spritzer?

270
00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:15,983
Ah, yes...heavy on the blood.
[maniacal laugh]

271
00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:18,986
Maybe just some water.

272
00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,821
Hmm.

273
00:13:22,357 --> 00:13:24,359
Dad, the sewage is blocked up

274
00:13:24,425 --> 00:13:26,126
and coming outta the faucet
again.

275
00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:29,730
On second thought,
I'll pass on the water.

276
00:13:30,264 --> 00:13:32,199
And, who do we have here?

277
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,636
Oh, him?
That's my cousin Charlie.

278
00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:37,104
Oh, nice to meet you young man.

279
00:13:37,204 --> 00:13:38,873
[smack]
Ow.

280
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,810
Would you say your family is a
nice family?

281
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:44,111
Oh, yeah.

282
00:13:44,211 --> 00:13:47,382
My parents give us all the bugs
we can eat.

283
00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:48,516
Aaah...

284
00:13:48,616 --> 00:13:50,751
I guess that's organic.

285
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:52,720
You betcha.

286
00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:55,189
My favorite are
the fat juicy crickets.

287
00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:56,757
[chuckles]

288
00:13:58,393 --> 00:14:00,395
[smack]
Charlie, Charlie...

289
00:14:00,495 --> 00:14:01,662
be a doll...

290
00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:03,731
run out back and see if there's
any...

291
00:14:03,831 --> 00:14:06,634
thing crawling around for our
guest.

292
00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:08,969
Mmm, okay, Dad.

293
00:14:09,069 --> 00:14:10,905
[chuckles]

294
00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:12,740
-[scream in distance]
-[screams]

295
00:14:13,641 --> 00:14:15,242
-What was that, Dylan?!
-[laughing]

296
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:18,045
[smack]
Stop it.

297
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:22,883
Honestly, Mr. Collins, I have no
idea.

298
00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:25,420
Please excuse our pet gargoyle,

299
00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:28,756
he gets a little fussy when he
wakes.

300
00:14:28,856 --> 00:14:31,426
-[screams]
-Oh, hush, Killer!

301
00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,661
Don't make me come over there.

302
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:36,531
¡Cállate!

303
00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:39,166
Anyways...uh...

304
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:43,871
Dylan's music is perfect for our
brand's demographic.

305
00:14:44,839 --> 00:14:48,509
-Ah, thanks.
-We love Dylan's music too.

306
00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:50,778
-It's to die for.
-Oh, yes.

307
00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:53,581
I'm sorry, is that meant to be a
joke?

308
00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:57,518
Joke?
No, this...this is a joke...

309
00:14:57,952 --> 00:15:02,089
What is black and white and dead
all over?

310
00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:03,458
I don't know.

311
00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:07,562
A zombie running around in a
tuxedo!

312
00:15:07,662 --> 00:15:09,129
[maniacal laughter]

313
00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,130
Oh, no...

314
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,467
[laughter continues]

315
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,470
I can't with him!

316
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:16,971
-Darling...
-Yes...

317
00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,707
You really take my breath away.

318
00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:22,109
[deep inhale]

319
00:15:23,478 --> 00:15:24,344
[holding breath]

320
00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:27,548
Who parked in my parking space?!

321
00:15:27,648 --> 00:15:31,118
No one parks in my parking
space.

322
00:15:31,218 --> 00:15:35,122
Please don't put a spell on our
nice guest, Viola.

323
00:15:35,222 --> 00:15:37,091
A spell?

324
00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:39,259
I think I've seen enough.

325
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:40,895
Wait, Mr. Collins!

326
00:15:40,995 --> 00:15:43,598
I'm sorry, Dylan,
Mr. And Mrs. Wilson,

327
00:15:43,698 --> 00:15:44,999
but I really must be going.

328
00:15:45,099 --> 00:15:46,300
So soon?

329
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,869
Everything is ruined!
I'm so sorry about my family!

330
00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:50,738
No, no, don't, don't be silly.

331
00:15:50,838 --> 00:15:53,373
No need to apologize.
I just need to make my flight.

332
00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:57,111
Oh, wait, wait...what about the
spokesperson job?

333
00:15:57,578 --> 00:15:58,378
Well,

334
00:15:58,513 --> 00:15:59,547
we'll...

335
00:15:59,647 --> 00:16:02,249
-I mean...
-It's okay, I understand.

336
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,957
[Myles]Look, Dylan...

337
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:11,191
Dylan...

338
00:16:14,194 --> 00:16:15,029
[sighs]

339
00:16:15,129 --> 00:16:18,533
[screams]
Who or what are you?!

340
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:20,267
Oh, this is Tuesday.

341
00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:21,301
I thought it was Monday.

342
00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:23,437
Monday?
No, it's definitely Tuesday.

343
00:16:23,538 --> 00:16:24,572
There must be some mistake.

344
00:16:24,672 --> 00:16:27,107
I have a stake and I don't miss.

345
00:16:27,207 --> 00:16:28,809
I think I should be going now.

346
00:16:28,909 --> 00:16:30,545
I hope that it was something I
said.

347
00:16:30,578 --> 00:16:31,746
Also, Happy Halloween.

348
00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:35,415
Happy Halloween...ohh...my!

349
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:39,554
I have been so busy,
I completely forgot!

350
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:42,923
It is Halloween!

351
00:16:43,991 --> 00:16:48,563
[laughing]
Oh, my!

352
00:16:49,564 --> 00:16:52,066
You guys really got me.
I mean, this is wonderful.

353
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,335
I haven't had a good laugh like
this in years.

354
00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:57,572
I was really terrified.

355
00:16:57,672 --> 00:16:59,840
Oh, you flatter me!

356
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,277
Does that mean you'll be staying
for brunch?

357
00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:05,780
Absolutely.
I'll move my flight back.

358
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,948
Tell me your name again, dear?

359
00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:09,884
For the last time, it's Tuesday.

360
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:14,589
Well, Tuesday, your costume is
sheer genius.

361
00:17:14,622 --> 00:17:16,657
Compliments...gross.

362
00:17:19,594 --> 00:17:21,729
Well, let's eat.

363
00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:25,600
Please join us on the veranda
for a lovely lunch.

364
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,969
After you...whoa.

365
00:17:35,776 --> 00:17:37,111
Oh.

366
00:17:42,149 --> 00:17:44,318
[exhales]
[squeaky door]

367
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,654
Oh, dear, it's so sunny
and bright.

368
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:49,657
How depressing.

369
00:17:53,694 --> 00:17:55,362
[snap, snap, snap]

370
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,364
[eerie music]

371
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:04,038
It's amazing!
Ooh, I'm melting.

372
00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:06,741
Happy Halloween!

373
00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:09,243
Ho-ho!

374
00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:12,379
-[indistinct]
-[laughs]

375
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,816
Darling.
[kisses]

376
00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,919
And then my grief doctor died.

377
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,555
He was very good, I just don't
care.

378
00:18:21,656 --> 00:18:23,423
[laughing]

379
00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:28,195
What a delightful brunch.

380
00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:33,333
And you all are so committed to
making everything so real.

381
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:36,303
I could've sworn that
I was eating real rat's tail.

382
00:18:36,403 --> 00:18:39,039
-Ah.
-We only use real ingredients.

383
00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:43,510
[laughing]

384
00:18:43,678 --> 00:18:44,845
Oh, Mr. Collins...

385
00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:48,716
you're still here?
Thought you left.

386
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,686
I spent some time getting to
know your family.

387
00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:54,188
[exhales]
Look...

388
00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:57,091
I just wanna apologize
for how weird my family is.

389
00:18:57,524 --> 00:18:58,859
We all think our families
are strange sometimes

390
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,696
but you have a delightful
family.

391
00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:03,230
-I do?
-Yes.

392
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,965
And you should be very proud of
them.

393
00:19:05,065 --> 00:19:07,001
-I should?!
-Absolutely.

394
00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:09,770
And it's because of them

395
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:12,139
I am officially

396
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,775
making Dylan our Fit and Dash's
spokesperson.

397
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:19,513
Ah, yes, yes, yes, bravo!
[glasses clinking]

398
00:19:20,147 --> 00:19:21,515
Are you serious?!

399
00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:22,783
Dead serious.

400
00:19:23,317 --> 00:19:25,619
[laughing]

401
00:19:27,354 --> 00:19:29,724
Never be ashamed of your family,
Dylan.

402
00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,125
Yes, sir, thank you.

403
00:19:31,225 --> 00:19:33,327
This was a wonderful morning.

404
00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:35,863
Wilson family,
have a wonderful afternoon.

405
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:39,734
And please, tell Viola to not
put any spells on anyone I know.

406
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:44,238
-Wonderful family.
-Thank you, thank you.

407
00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:47,407
-Wolf?!
-You don't need to call Wolf.

408
00:19:47,507 --> 00:19:49,276
I'll see myself out.

409
00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:55,582
Yes!

410
00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,284
Yes!

411
00:19:58,753 --> 00:20:00,520
Yes!

412
00:20:00,821 --> 00:20:01,956
[chuckling]

413
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,391
[screams]

414
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:06,961
Still getting used to things.

415
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,796
[chuckling]

416
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:09,897
[music]

417
00:20:09,997 --> 00:20:10,965
Yes!

418
00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:13,700
[music]

419
00:20:14,869 --> 00:20:17,938
And just like that, our house is
back to normal

420
00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:20,007
and my family's back to
normal.

421
00:20:20,107 --> 00:20:22,309
Woo!
Let's do this!

422
00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:24,511
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

423
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:26,981
-All right, here we go.
-Excuse me.

424
00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:28,148
Yo.

425
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:29,850
Lift with your legs not your
back.

426
00:20:31,285 --> 00:20:33,120
What's going...
What...I...uh...

427
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,122
Boy, I wouldn't do that if I
were you.

428
00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:36,824
Yes, ma'am.

429
00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:40,160
It's safer to wait until she's
had a few handfuls.

430
00:20:40,494 --> 00:20:43,097
Hey, guys, why would you turn
off the TV?

431
00:20:43,197 --> 00:20:46,066
Sorry...I'm practicing my
capoeira.

432
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,202
I'm getting my next cord
tomorrow.

433
00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:50,370
[guffaw] Ha!
Capoeira.

434
00:20:50,871 --> 00:20:52,339
Listen, kids, when it comes
to...

435
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,375
martial arts, there's nothing
more true

436
00:20:55,976 --> 00:21:00,815
than kung-ka-ka-ka-fu.
[fighting sounds]

437
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,584
[deliberate exhale]

438
00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:11,058
Uncle Myles, it sounds more like
kung noise than kung fu.

439
00:21:11,158 --> 00:21:12,259
Shut up!

440
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:13,928
Shut...up!

441
00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:16,530
Oh, my goodness.

442
00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:18,565
You guys should spar to see
who's better.

443
00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:19,633
Ohhh!

444
00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:21,836
Booder, please, come on
now, that's a...

445
00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:23,938
-Whatchu doin'?
-Okay.

446
00:21:24,038 --> 00:21:25,439
I'm sparing, okay.

447
00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:26,841
Sparing...that ain't nothing but
the Rock Away.

448
00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:28,375
We used to do that back in the
day.

449
00:21:28,475 --> 00:21:30,044
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Whatchu doin'?

450
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:32,847
Ohhh.

451
00:21:32,913 --> 00:21:36,183
Don't try to hurt me, now.
That ain't funny.

452
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:38,853
Now you're doing gymnastics,
I see.

453
00:21:38,953 --> 00:21:40,921
-Ow, ow, ow!
-Oh!

454
00:21:41,421 --> 00:21:44,892
-Ouch, ouch, ouch!
-Boy, get up!

455
00:21:49,629 --> 00:21:51,131
Which one's better?

456
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:56,703
Uh, well, at least as normal as
they can be.

457
00:21:57,471 --> 00:21:59,573
[music]

458
00:22:32,206 --> 00:22:33,673
[chord]

459
00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:36,776
[splat]
[theme music]

460
00:22:36,826 --> 00:22:41,376
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